1. Isn’t it just Thor? A strange handsome man comes down to
Earth, makes me feel inadequate, struggles to adapt to human life, has a fight
in a small isolated town, and bags himself a girlfriend.
2. Or isn’t it just Superman?
3. But a Superman without a maniacal bald man or Richard Pryor
on skis.
4. How exactly does Clark/Kal-El/Superman find that big ship in
the middle of nowhere? I get he can fly and shit but an innate sense of
direction? That’s just too farfetched.
5. Henry Cavill looks good with a beard.
6. Perry White is Perry Black!
7. Henry Cavill looks good in a cape.
8. Metropolis appears to be populated entirely by journalists.
9. How many times does Zod fly off in his ship only to return
minutes later? How often do Kryptonians need a poo?
10. Henry Cavill looks good on fire.
11. 70% of the film is just geezers crashing through walls.
12. A screaming Henry Cavill can fly into my hole any time.
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